If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying
Stop making these two so adorable together
LITTLE SAMUS IS THE BEST SHIP, FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE
when a mutual unfollows you first
so then you unfollow them right back
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN
DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME
“A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg
I actually literally can’t with this.