>Clever Title Here

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

Until Generation V, TM01 always taught a move that involved punching; it was Mega Punch in Generation I, Dynamic Punch in Generation II, and Focus Punch in Generations III and IV. The current TM01, Hone Claws, still involves the appendages.

realestmatt:

staruppercut:

Stop making these two so adorable together

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LITTLE SAMUS IS THE BEST SHIP, FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE

pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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hero-of-time-temple:

Ode to omocat!  My fav LoZ fan artist <3

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN

DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg

I actually literally can’t with this.

(via malloryortberg)

shevathegun:

sleepybots:

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? By day I’m a 280 foot weaponized robot and in bed I’ll tear off your left arm and murder your brother?

is that………not what you want…………………????

shevathegun:

sleepybots:

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? By day I’m a 280 foot weaponized robot and in bed I’ll tear off your left arm and murder your brother?

is that………not what you want…………………????